The AI Code Time Bombs in Your Codebase

Every one of these is costing you money, users, and sleep.

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Gaping Security Holes

AI tools don't understand security context. We regularly find SQL injection vulnerabilities, hardcoded API keys, and missing authentication that a junior dev would catch.

// Found in production AI code: app.get('/user/:id', (req, res) => { db.query(`SELECT * FROM users WHERE id = ${req.params.id}`); // 👆 SQL injection waiting to happen });
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Performance Nightmares

AI generates code that 'works' but runs like molasses. N+1 queries, synchronous operations blocking the event loop, no caching strategy. Your app dies at 100 concurrent users.

// Actual AI-generated disaster: for (let user of users) { user.posts = await fetchPosts(user.id); // 1000 users = 1000 database calls 🤦 }
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Zero Error Handling

AI assumes happy paths. When things break (and they will), your app crashes hard with no recovery, no logging, no graceful degradation. Users see white screens and cryptic errors.

// AI's idea of error handling: try { // 500 lines of code } catch (e) { console.log("error"); // That's it. App dies. }
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Hallucinated Logic

AI invents functions that don't exist, implements business logic backwards, and creates race conditions that only appear under load. It's confident, verbose, and completely wrong.

// AI hallucination in production: if (user.isPremium()) { // This method doesn't exist await chargeCard(user.creditCard); // Neither does this // AI just made up an entire payment flow }
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Massive Tech Debt

No tests, no documentation, inconsistent patterns, copy-pasted code everywhere. Adding features becomes impossible. Your devs are scared to touch anything.

// File: utils.js (8,743 lines) function doThing() { /* 847 lines */ } function doThing2() { /* identical code */ } function doThingFinal() { /* also identical */ } // AI doesn't understand DRY

Can't Scale

Works fine with 10 users. Dies at 100. AI doesn't understand distributed systems, caching, queues, or any scaling patterns. Your success becomes your failure.

// AI's scaling strategy: global.appState = {}; // Stored in memory // RIP when you need multiple servers process.on('SIGTERM', () => { // AI forgot graceful shutdown });

How We Fix Your Vibe

Clear packages, fixed prices, real results.

Vibe Check

$5K

Comprehensive audit of your AI-generated codebase. We identify every vulnerability, performance issue, and scaling bottleneck.

  • Security vulnerability scan
  • Performance bottleneck analysis
  • Code quality assessment
  • Prioritized fix roadmap
  • 1-week turnaround
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Vibe Fix

$15-50K

We implement all critical fixes identified in the audit. Your app goes from prototype to production-ready.

  • Refactor architecture
  • Fix all security vulnerabilities
  • Optimize for 10x performance
  • Add error handling & monitoring
  • 2-6 week timeline
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Vibe Boost

$3-10K/mo

Ongoing optimization and support. We become your on-demand senior engineering team.

  • Monthly performance audits
  • Proactive security monitoring
  • Feature development support
  • 24/7 emergency response
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Rescued From the Brink

Real stories from the AI code warzone.

SAAS STARTUP • B2B PLATFORM
"Our Cursor-built MVP crashed during our first demo to investors"

Fixed in 3 weeks. Platform now handles 50K daily active users. Closed $2M seed round.

E-COMMERCE • 200 EMPLOYEES
"ChatGPT built our checkout flow. We were losing $50K/day to bugs"

Emergency fix deployed in 72 hours. Full refactor in 4 weeks. Revenue recovered and growing.

FINTECH • SERIES A
"Our AI-generated auth system got flagged in security audit. Almost lost compliance."

Complete auth rebuild with proper encryption, 2FA, and audit logs. Passed SOC2 compliance.

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